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Morten munnvik ryker et brett med p-piller daglig



Morten munnvik fra hammerfest ryker et brett med p-piller daglig, noe som legene i lengre tid har advart han mot. N skal han over atlanterhavet for fange krabbe og trenger 5 brett, men ingen i hammerfest har, har du? da kan du ringe Morten p tlf 98345892823298239075, litt langt nummer men han bruker tysk krigs-telefon fordi han hrer drlig. N m jeg legge meg, skal opp til Morten for ta bilder av hans avreise, mer info kommer p bloggen. 

  • Buthko fra Manilla ler hver gang jeg roper BONER BONER



    Herregud s st og snill jente Butko egentlig er. Frst var hun sur og forbanna, men hun liker nr jeg roper boner boner, hahahahaha. Hun er en fnisejente. Hun har noen fucked up tenner men det vet hun, jeg skal ta hun med til tannlegen p mandag og pimpe opp det trollet :) god helg

  • Dagens Babe - Grethe Gryterett fra Odda ;)



    Dersom du nsker bli ukens babe, skriv ja i kommentarfeltet og link til ditt bilde med navn og bo-sted :) Shout out til Grethe :)

  • I dag smalt det p toalettet p kjpesenteret - Aldri spis burrito og burger king etter hverandre



    Tro meg, burrito og burgerking er ikke en bra kombo. Man kan si at man fr vondt i magen og da smeller det, man kan ikke holde inne en bombe strre enn hiroshima :) BOOM, heldigvis er det magens feil og ingen andre, det er snn som kan skje med hvem som helst. Noen andre som har sluppet en due i dag? :)

  • Ukens traktor



    flott traktor fra odda camping, grnn lime farget super dimmer i taket. Beninlokk laget av banen kjemikalier og fruktbrenner fra tangerud utenfor oslo :) Kombinert med glassfiber. Fantastisk traktor

  • bolledeig vs trr gjr vs ripsbr - helgens supertips



    Hva er det beste alternativet n som vinteren snart dukker opp rundt hjrnet? Jeg har funnet det beste alternativet til de som elsker bake :)

    Kok opp 3 dl bolledeig og kast en pakke trr gjr i en kasserolle. Tilsett 8 dl melk og la det koke i pannen med sjokoladekake snurredipper i 25 minutter p 290 grader. Tilsett salt og eddik dersom du nsker en mer bitter og eksplosiv smak. 

    Tilsett ripsbr og 2 torskebiter for en fyldigere smak. Vel bekomme :)

  • Tanisa Buttplugg lager hjemmelaget sjokomelk fra sine egne pupper



    42 r gamle Tanisa Buttplugg fra Tanzania hadde aldri smakt sjokomelk fr hun kom til Norge i 1994. Da faren kjpte en litago sjokomelk og ga den til Tanisa Buttplugg fikk hun en genial ide. Hun gikk inn p soverommet etter ha lagt ungene burmie og laktose, dermed pumpet hun morsmelk for harde livet. Cirka 3 liter fikk hun produsert i 2 tomme store cola flasker. Hun tilsatte oboy og dermed var hun et steg nrmere drmmen om produsere sjokomelk. 

    I dag er det bare en uke til rema 1000 lanserer Tanisas Sjokomelk. Lanseringen vil best av at de 1000 frste som kjper fr en signert truse fra Tanisa :) sjipp og hoi, kanon god nyhet.

  • Snmann sker kjreste - vil ha dame p 40-50 r, vakker og snill



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    Atle tony er en stor snmann fra bmlo som sker en singel dame p 40-50 r som kan lage pepperkaker til han n som vinteren kommer. Dersom du kjenner noen som vil vre ilag med i vinter s kan du f skikkelig hyggelig selskap. Atle tony er omsorgsfull og snill, han driter kakao kuler nr det er minus 9 grader s her er det gratis kakao f om natten :) 

  • Slik gr du ned 20-30 kg i mneden



    Har du lyst g ned i vekt? Lsningen er her. En banen i hot dogs brd med ketchup hver dag forbrenner kalorier og gjr deg slankere, faktisk 20-30 kg pr mnd. S da vet du det, ikke bruk flere tusen kroner p treningsstudio, dette er eneste lsningen og den er billig. 

  • FARLIGE MONSTER MARSVIN KOMMER I VINTER, PASS P KUKEN DIN



    DISSE HAR TATT TUREN OVER ATLANTERHAVET OG BLE FRST FRAKTET MED BT OVER SYRIA. DE ER LIVSFARLIG OG SPISER KUKEN DIN, DE TYGGER DEN OPP. DE ER JVLIG SJAPPE OG SLIPPER IKKE TAKET NR DE FRST TAR TAK I DEG, JEG SKRIVER MED STORE BOKSTAVER SLIK AT DE BLINDE OGS SKAL SE DET JEG SKRIVER. DETTE ER EN VIKTIG SAK!!!! DE LPER I 800-900 KM I TIMEN OG TYGGER OPP TRR, IKKE GJEM DEG I TRR!!!!

  • Guro STJELER NATTKJOLENE I NABOLAGET DITT



    Pass dere for Guro slankevik fordi hun stjeler nattkjoler i nabolaget ditt. Hun er p rmmen og etterskt i 28 fylker i Norge. DEL s fr vi stoppet Guro!!!!!!!!!!!

    Dette er ikke greeit

  • Hunde fuglen pepperfox selges billig pga hjerneskade



    Selger denne lille jvelen billig fordi den ligner p noe jeg ikke har svaret p. Biter som en hore om natten og bjeffer p naboene i bikini. Nok er nok, eg fr faen ikke sove om det rv dyret der ikke blir solgt. Du fr med peppermynte drops og litago, eneste han spiser og drikker. Selges for 300-400 kr, kan g ned i pris dersom du bestemmer deg fr julaften, for eg feirer faen ikke jul med det satans dyret der i hus.

  • HAI HESTER ER KOMMET TIL NORGE, PASS DERE FOR DENNE FARLIGE HAIHESTEN!!!!!!!



    Disse farlige hai hestene er kommet til Norge og er livsfarlig. Pass deg fr det er for seint. Gjem deg i en bolle butikk for disse haiene er livredd for boller. Kast boller p de om de nrmer seg, ikke bli bitt. Kontakt legevakten dersom du blir bitt, ta sjokolademelk p sret, ingenting annet funker. LIK OG DEL for faen, dette er VIKTIG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Musen flippenberger trenger nytt hjem fr det er for seint, kan du hjelpe gutten????



    Det haster at flippenberger trenger nytt hjem, kontaktskjema finnes i kommentarfeltet. REDD ET DYR N!!!!!

  • Trump gjr narr av hyden til nkkelrepublikaner hahaha dette m du lese



    Senator Bob Corker er redd for at president Donald Trumps skjdeslse kommentarer skal starte 3. verdenskrig. Trump svarer med nedsettende bemerkninger om Corkers hyde.

    NEW YORK (Nettavisen): I et intervju med The New York Times som ble publisert 8. oktober, tar senator Bob Corker opp sin bekymring for retorikken til president Donald Trump.

    Corker er republikaner og leder Senatets utenrikskomit ? han er alts ingen hvem som helst i presidentens parti ? og mener at Trump behandler sin stilling som et realityshow.

  • Flotte Glutenfrie horn med ost og skinke - disse smaker himmel og hav, fantastisk gode horn :)



    Glutenfrie horn med ost og skinke er fine bruke til bde de med og uten cliaki. Disse lubne, saftige  og deilige sakene passer til nesten alle anledninger.

    Hvis dere som oss er s heldige slippe matallergier i familien, er det lurt huske p sprre hvis dere skal ha besk av barn (eller voksne for den saks skyld) med glutenallergi - eller annen allergi. Noen tler f.eks. godt spor av gluten, mens andre er veldig allergiske, og kan ikke spise mat hvor det kan vre spor av gluten.  

    Som regel er foreldrene flinke til informere selv, heldigvis.

    Disse hornene gikk i hvert fall ned p hykant i barnemager bde med og uten allergi.

     

    Dette trenger du til 8 horn 

    1 boks vanlig kesam, 3 dl
    3 dl varmt vann
    3 ss bl jyttemel
    2 ss fiberhusk
    50 gram gjr
    1 ss salt
    6 ss nytral olje eller smeltet smr
    1 pk vanlig lys semper mix, 500 gram
    ost (du kan ogs bruke kremost)
    skinke
    1 egg
    litt revet gulost hvis du vil

    Slik gjr du

    Ha kesam og varmt vann i en bakebolle og miks sammen.

    La maskinen g og ha i jyttemelet og fiberhusken, da unngr du at blandingen blir klumpete. La maskinen st g i 5-8 minutter, da skal blandingen ha blitt som en veldig klissete deig.

  • Pass p katten din i vinter ? den er ikke skapt for kulda



    Katter er ikke laget for minusgrader. Allerede under 0 grader trives de drlig ute.

    Mange tenker at en katt klarer seg selv. Den har jo tykk pels og sker ly ved behov. Men p kalde og snrike vinterdager er ikke det alltid s enkelt. Og kattens pels gir drlig beskyttelse mot kulde.

    Om vinteren br man derfor passe ekstra godt p kattene. For lenge ute i kulda kan katter bde bli syke og f frostskader. De kan bli forkjlet, f lungebetennelse eller urinveisinfeksjon.
     

    Er katten mye ute br den ha et lunt og trt krypinn lett tilgjengelig. Et kattehus kan vre en god lsning. Alternativet er sette inn en katteluke eller avtale med naboen passe p hvis du skulle vre borte i en lengre periode.

    La katten selv f bestemme nr den vil vre ute, og la den ha en mulighet til komme inn nr den vil. Om vinteren blir kattens turer ute som regel mye kortere.

  • Baileys-karameller - perfekt n som julen setter sine spor disse m du smake de er kjempegode :)



    Disse m du bare prve om du liker bde baileys og karameller

    2 dl kremflte
    1 dl baileys
    50 g smr
    1 dl lys sirup
    3 dl sukker
    En klype salt
    Ha alt i en ildfast form. Du trenger ikke rre rundt. Sett den i micro (under micro lokk om du har) i 5 minutter p 650 vatt. Skru s ned til 350 watt og la den st p det i 30 minutter. Mine var n klar. Det er lurt ta drpetesten uansett. Ha litt karamell i kaldt vann og ta opp massen og se om du kan forme til en liten kule.
    Slik:
    Kan du ikke forme en slik kule s kjr noen minutter til i micro og prv igjen

  • Slik lager du islandkake - perfekt til julen



    Min favorittkake!

    Ingredienser:

    • 4 eggehviter
    • 2 dl sukker
    • 2 dl kokosmasse
    • 50 g kokesjokolade
    • 4 eggeplommer
    • 100 g sukker
    • 1 ts vaniljesukker
    • 1 dl flte
    • 100g kaldt smr
    • 3 dl flte
    • 1 ss sukker
    • 1 pk kokte svisker evt plommesyltety

    Framgangsmte: 

    Bunn:

    1. Finhakk sjokoladen.
    2. Pisk eggehviter og sukker stivt.
    3. Bland s kokosmassen og den hakkede sjokoladen i massen.
    4. Stek kaken i rund form 26 cm diameter ved 175 grader i 1 time p nest nederste rille.

    Eggekrem:

    1. Eggeplommer, sukker og 1 dl flte kokes opp
    2. Avkjl litt og rr smr og vaniljesukker inn i eggekremen
    3. Avkjl eggekremen i kjleskap
    4. Bre kremen p bunnen
    5. Legg kokte svisker evt litt plommesyltety opp
    6. Pisk flte og sukker til krem og bre eller spryt dette over sviskene.
    7.  Pynt med litt raspet kokesjokolade.

    Tips: 

    • Om du vil kan denne kaken serveres uten svisker.
  • Slik lager du julens beste risboller



    Risboller er min barndoms favorittjulebakst og en av f tradisjonelle ?bakverk? jeg lager til jul. Disse bollene er ekstra gode ettersom de er basert p eggedosis, de blir dermed litt mer luftige og ikke s tunge. Risboller er perfekte lage med sm barn, min 3-ring og jeg hadde en flott bakestund en sndag formiddag da vi lagde disse.

    Verdens beste risboller

    250g delfiafett
    200g kokesjokolade, jeg benyttet en blanding av lys og mrk sjokolade
    2 egg
    2 dl sukker
    3 ss sterk kaffe
    100g puffet ris
    bittelitt maldonsalt, ca 1/4 ts (kan slyfes)
    4drper romessens (kan slyfes)

    Smelt delfiafettet. Tilsett sjokoladen og rr til alt er smeltet sammen. Avkjl til blandingen er litt varmere enn romtemperatur.

    Pisk eggedosis av egg og sukker. Rr inn kaffe, maldonsaltet som du knuser mellom fingrene dine, og sjokoladeblandingen. Hvis du nsker en anelse romsmak tilsetter du romessensen. Jeg synes det er veldig godt men disse kan godt utelates hvis man ikke har romessens, eller hvis man ikke er s glad i smaken av det. Bland s forsiktig inn den puffede risen.

    Form sm, runde boller med 2 skjeer og plasser bollene p et bakepapir.

    Hvis du nsker kan du plassere bollene i muffinsformer.

    Avkjl i kjleskap fr du legger bollene i en tett boks og oppbevarer de i fryseren. Disse tiner p 15 minutter p kakefatet.

  • Cam Girl Bitten By A Shark Has Been Exposed By Rival Shark Boat Captain



    Even if everyone involved with the story, or in this case viral video. keep their mouths shut there is still a good chance someone will expose the fake news.

    That is just the time we live in today, and I am okay with that. After pranksters like FouseyTube and YaBoi Joey Salads faked the world to millions of views, people have become quicker to sniff out the bogus stories.

  • Man Falls Off Cliff in Attempt to Get Perfect Instagram Pic



    Basically what it boils down to is some people completely disregard their own life so they can get that awesome Instagram or Facebook picture. First off? literally no one cares.

    According to the video he luckily survived:

    A Chinese man is lucky to be alive after falling from a cliff in southwest China while dangerously posing on the edge of a cliff for photographs.
    Video footage, filmed on March 17 shows him hanging off the cliff to get the perfect photo on the Jigong mountain in Chongqing city. The man then lost his grip and fell a dozen meters off the cliff.

  • Police Officer Shoots Man After He Attacks Him With Rifle



    Bodycam footage was of a police officer shooting a man was released. In the video you can see that it was a regular stop, but things take a turn for the worst when the man gets out his vehicle and tries to attack the officer with what looks to be a Assault Rifle. Don?t understand why the man would try to hit him with it other then shoot him with it. What can I say? the world is full of all kinds of crazy people and this is one this officer will never forget.

    Ever since bodycam?s has been a think we get a better insight of what officers go through everyday. It also helps to prove a dirty cop is guilty? sometimes..

  • Sea Lion Rips Little Girl Into The Water In Vancouver



    Watch as a sea lion drags a young girl into the waters at the Steveston Fisherman?s Wharf, Richmond B.C. Canada.

    This is Harambe 2.0 minus the murder of a hero.

  • Jennifer Lawrence Defends Herself After Drunken Pole Dancing Goes Viral



    Celebrities are people just like you and me. Just imagine if you could go to a bar and rack up a $50,000 bar tab and not even see a dent in your bank account. Imagine all of the crazy shit you and your buddies would do.

    That point is why I never understood why so many people got pissed at Justin Bieber. Dude has millions of dollars to have fun, at a young age you are bound to do something stupid. I do dumb shit with no money!

    Back to why you are here, Jennifer Lawrence stripping.

    The Oscar winner, 26, hit strip joint the Beverly Hills Club in Austria with a group of buds for a birthday party. Lawrence just became part of the entertainment!

    She spoke out to defend her wild night at a strip club last week after websites posted articles with text like: New images from her racy stint as a pole dancer prove Jennifer Lawrence certainly knows how to put on a show.

    She was unapologetic as she addressed a video which surfaced showing her writhing around on the dance floor.

    Taking to Facebook just hours after the footage was published, Lawrence had a perfect response.
    ?Look, Nobody wants to be reminded that they tried to dance on a stripper pole by the internet.
    ?It was one of my best friend?s birthdays and I dropped my paranoia guard for one second to have fun. I?m not going to apologize, I had a BLAST that night.?
    You do you!

  • Hot Girls Attempt Of Mounting Jet Ski For Photoshoot Fails Miserably



    What is another name for a Jet ski? And what are those things splashing on the jet ski making it move? OHHHH! WAVES! Someone should have told the model about WAVES!

    Now she is picking the sand out of her teeth!

    The GIF was on the top or Reddit today and after some digging in the comments, I found the OG source.

    The only problem with the OG source. I have no idea what langue it is in. And have NO idea what the video is for. It starts with some NSFW dancing in a hallway. You can fast forward to 1:30 in the video if you just want to see the Jet Ski fail? just watch the weird dancing!

  • Guy Tests If Killer Bees Honey Is Dangerous



    Is Killer Bee honey dangerous to eat or just dangerous to get?!

    On this episode of Breaking Trail, Coyote and the crew go up against over 30,000 Killer Bees to find out if their honey tastes better than the farmed raw honey you can buy locally.

    Will they survive the encounter to find out?

    Get ready to enter the swarm for the ultimate honey taste test!

  • Kayaker Miraculously Escapes Great White Shark Attack



    Diving instructor Brian Correiar was paddling in his kayak when he heard a loud ?bang? and his kayak was launched into the air.

    ?I was sure I was done. It was like a horror movie,? Correiar said. ?The shark came towards me, dropped the kayak, then dove straight below me where I couldn?t see it.?

    He was thrust into the water as the shark attacking his 14-foot kayak.

    ?I heard a loud bang as my kayak and I flew into the air,? Correiar said. ?I landed outside my boat, look back to it and to my horror saw a large great white shark no more than three feet away had my kayak in its mouth.?

    Gene Mace Jr., who was on the shore, captured the crazy scene and his wife called for help on March 18.

    You can see the shark thrashing in the water as it attempts to devour a kayak.

    During his terrifying encounter, Correiar remembered all of his training on how to survive a shark attack including ?don?t splash, don?t let your legs hang down, keep your eyes on the shark and swim away, don?t act like a panicked seal.?

    ?I scrambled away from my boat as fast as I could and started kicking towards shore ? really wishing that I was wearing fins!? Correiar wrote.

  • Guy Uses 3d-Printer To Make The World?s Largest Working Fidget Spinner



    These guys from the hydraulic press channel made the world?s largest fidget spinner! It actually works unlike some of the other ones you might have seen on YouTube. They made world largest fidget spinner with a huge Prenta M3 3D-printer.

  • Man Who Named Newborn Child ?Fidget Spinner? Has Pissed Off The Internet



    This dude was shocked to find out he was going to be a Dad. He rushed to the hospital and got the job of naming his new son! He could pick anything in the world? And landed on a toy. He didn?t even know if the kid was his! No

    He didn?t even know if the kid was his! No tests didn?t know the girl was even knocked up and still just went with it.

    Someone else agreed with me saying: I?d be wanting a blood test. HOMEY IF I GOT A BLOOD TEST EVERY TIME A CHICK SAID IM THA FATHER ID HAVE 2 RENT A ROOM AT THA BLOODWORK LAB

    He posted on his Facebook (in all caps): SO I GET THIS RANDOM ASS CALL AN SOME CHICK IS LIKE IM GIVIN BIRTH LIKE RITE NOW AN ITS URS I WAS LIKE WTF R U SURE AN SHE WAS LIKE YEA  SO I DROVE MY ASS UP 2 BAKERSFIELD AN SHES LIKE WILL U SIGN THA BIRTH CERTIFICATE AS THA FATHER AN I WAS LIKE SHIT ONLY IF I GET 2 NAME HIM AN SHE WAS LIKE OK FINE SO I MADE SURE 2 PICK A 1 OF A KIND NAME THAT EVERY1 IS GONNA THINK IS MAD SICK  HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY LIL FIDGIT SPINNER:

    People started making fun of him for really naming his kid that so, of course, he responded in all caps:

    AN 4 ALL YALL TALKIN BOUT HOW COULD I NAME HIM AFTER A TOY ?? TIGER WOODS IS NAMED AFTER A CAT ORLANDO BLOOM IS NAMED AFTER A SHITTY CITY IN FLORIDA AN PARIS HILTON WAS NAMED AFTER THA HOTEL HER PARENTS HAD SEX IN.

    Here is a zoomed in look at the birth certificate:

    Yep? Little fidget spinner. What a time to be alive.

    People on the internet, of course, questioned that this is real, even tho it seems like the dude is clearly playing a joke with his all caps:

    On a black and white California birth certificate? Bruh you stupid. That?s a ?copy? type certificate first of all, and second, they don?t come in black & white, they are blue border and the paper is like a white & pink. Go back to kinkos and at least get a color copy you retard.

    That person quickly got shredded up in the comments: 

    The person commenting on BC colors is a fucking moron. My twins were born in one county and have a blue bc, my other child born in another county and has green. They can be diff colors you ignorant shit.

    While some people questioned the legitness of the certificate others worried for his pockets:

    Congratulations, you?re now locked into child support for a kid who may not even be yours lol

    YALL NEED 2 CHILL IM STILL GONNA SEND THA KID BIRTHDAY PRESENTS PROBABLY FIDGIT SPINNERS LOLOL

    At one point the Baby Mama revealed herself:

    BLURRED OUT UR NAME 4 A REASON R U GOING PUBLIC NOW????

    It?s true. I let him name our baby whatever he wanted. Lol.

    So the cat is out of the bag! There really was a chick knocked up by this dude.

    People were calling him out for everything:

    You look autistic

  • Girl Dives Off Bridge Onto Cement During Viral ?Floors Hot Lava? Challenge



    Another pointless viral internet challenge is taking over. It originated 25 years ago when I was in elementary school. The point of the challenge is to surprise a friend by saying ?floors hot lava? and in a matter of seconds they need to find a way to get their feet off the ground to avoid the fake hot lava. It has led to multiple videos of people vandalizing store and other peoples property to play the childish challenge and do whatever it takes to get their feet off the ground.

    As I watch from the comfort of my own computer I shake my head at how stupid these ?challenges? are. At first it was the ice bucket challenge which actually had a great purpose. This is usually how these viral type things go. Someone does something good like the ice bucket challenge and then it turns into youth trying to come up with their own slick and cool challenges. As I sit here shaking my head at these dumb challenges a video like this comes along.

    The video is short but a group of friends were walking on a bridge of all things. The person filming yells out ?floors hot lava? and the friends being filmed scramble to safety to avoid the ground. Well on the bridge there aren?t many objects to use to avoid the ground besides the guardrail. So two girls without thinking jump onto the guardrail with one falling completely over.

    Now with it being a bridge you would think there was water under and she just landed in the water. NOPE WRONG. She lands on a set up stairs leading up to the bridge. From my view point it looks like she may have busted an ankle or two but ended up being find. As stupid as these challenges are I am glad she wasn?t killed and hopefully it?s a lesson to all these clowns doing these stupid challenges

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